In an unexpected turn of events, none of our customers are reporting receiving any spam today.
We checked with hundreds of them worldwide, and the reports were identical: "No Spam".
Many users are asking their IT managers "where is my spam"?
When researching it, we found the most probable cause of this to be a combination of the Can-Spam act of 2003 and Microsoft's efforts to end spam by 2006.
"Finally, the spammers are obeying the law and have stopped spamming", one government official was quoted as saying. "It is just really good to have control of our mail system again. So we can shut off our mail filters now."
Yes, shut off the mail filters.
Spam has ended for good.